I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
What anon messages should look like on halloween:
make tumblr staff find the thing
Correction: Brought home my last parrot in a box. By the time we got home, there was no more box.
According to the sheet your parrot is infact a hamster.
It’s mother was a hamster, and it’s father smelled of elderberries.
Stupid Sexy Flanders
"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
This made me giggle far too much
It’s a ham sandwich
like was that really fucking nessecary
you all have to sleep in that spot
i discovered something